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Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Swagger

Swagger


Is Mick Jagger the only thing that rhymes with "swagger?"  Both Kesha and the Black-eyed Peas have used that rhyme scheme in a radio single this year.  Kesha kind of got away with it because she was the first.  (Even still, it was lame.)  Then the Black-eyed Peas?  Come on.  Even I could do better.  How about "dagger" or "snagger" or even "snag her?"

...."lagger"

...."flagger"

.... .... "bagger"

Anyone else got any bright ideas?  Our leading pop musicians definitely need some help!

9 comments:

AmberLaShell said...

I don't think ke$sha got away with it at all, who the hell wants a guy that looks like him anyway, he is butt ass ugly! Anyway, i think all of the "newer" artists seem to be having rhyming problems, maybe they should just get someone new to write their songs for them.

Claire said...

He's got so much _swagger_ he'd walk under a _ladder_.
Almost?
XD
Not at all, actually. Shucks. But at least that makes sense. Throwing Jagger in there is a total cop out.

theTsaritsa said...

I agree with Amber-- these fools need better ghost writers. Mick Jagger may have been studly in the 60s, but no longer!

Girly said...

Lol, I think you've got something with "-ag her" so people should just roll with those possibilities.

Also... stagger. That just goes really well with drunkenness.

Cole Garrett said...

@ Tsaritsa/Amber I'm not even sure Mick Jagger was studly in the 60s

@ Girly Stagger. That's a good one. I hadn't thought of it. It would go good in practically any Kesha song.

Rease said...

Tag her
bragger
nagger.

Penny Lane said...

The thing with Ke$ha ( yes I used the $) is that she really didn't get away with it.
Clearly she has never seen Mik Jagger, and just used the first word that rhymed with swagger.

Cole Garrett said...

I guess what I meant by Ke$ha getting away with it was that at least it was a rhyme I don't think I had heard until then. (I hope I didn't imply that it was an intelligent one on her part). lol

Bitty Boss said...

dagger
flagger
smack her (lol)
faster (sort of)

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