tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-788405548341667542024-03-18T21:56:49.012-05:00Dry Humor DailyMonday through Friday.
Read. Enjoy!Cole Garretthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12948385874307018319noreply@blogger.comBlogger482125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-78840554834166754.post-37618587669536686432015-10-07T13:06:00.002-05:002015-10-07T13:07:58.104-05:00New StudyHere's a post from our new friends over at FRN:<br />
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<a href="http://frealnews.blogspot.com/2015/09/new-study-found-that-using-smartphone.html" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: large;">New Study Found that Using Smartphone on the Toilet May Make it Tough to "Go"</span></a>Cole Garretthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12948385874307018319noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-78840554834166754.post-85773313905458821382015-09-06T14:40:00.001-05:002015-09-06T14:40:25.948-05:00Lower Prices Soon<p dir="ltr">I've seen this sign on the way to work for the last few weeks. It says "Lower Prices Coming Soon." I'm no business owner, but wouldn't it be better to wait until you lower prices and THEN put up a sign? </p>
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<br />Cole Garretthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12948385874307018319noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-78840554834166754.post-60828575680303200482015-06-30T17:30:00.000-05:002015-06-30T17:30:11.579-05:005 Annoying CoworkersHi, my coworker and I made a video. I hope you like it. :)<br />
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Believe it or not, that was a real gun, once upon a time. It was supposedly meant to shoot several birds in a flock at once. As you can imagine, not many of these were made.</div>
<br />Cole Garretthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12948385874307018319noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-78840554834166754.post-35548763964621637522015-06-25T10:51:00.001-05:002015-06-25T13:30:31.795-05:00You Didn't Know<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
Have you seen those articles about "10 Things You Didn't Know About ..." Here's a snap shot I got yesterday:</div>
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Apparently, the internet thinks I don't know much about anything. <i>Half</i> of the articles on this page are about things I don't know. I normally find them interesting, but that many articles in my face at once seems a little insulting. . .<br />
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Heck, I could write one of these articles. I already have some ideas:<br />
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-1 Way to Write an Uncompelling Article About Things You Didn't Previously Know About by Using a Search Engine that Didn't Rhyme With "Oogle"<br />
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<br />Cole Garretthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12948385874307018319noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-78840554834166754.post-72753548643461431442015-06-22T16:35:00.002-05:002015-06-22T16:35:35.005-05:00Hippo Cart<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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How much horsepower do you think that thing gets?</div>
Cole Garretthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12948385874307018319noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-78840554834166754.post-49527302762958003682015-06-18T16:32:00.001-05:002015-06-19T10:28:08.649-05:00Hard HeadNow THAT'S taking one for the team.<br />
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Believe it or not, this is how they used to test football helmets.<br />
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Notice how no one is taking notes...Cole Garretthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12948385874307018319noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-78840554834166754.post-82964596416250706822015-06-16T12:54:00.001-05:002015-06-16T12:54:25.346-05:00Senor Froggy<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
Saw this downtown:</div>
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So if you run a Mexican food restaurant and you need a boost in sales, add Italian take out to your menu.</div>
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The question on everyone's mind after Preakness...</div>
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I have the simple answer. No. I'd say a human-invented concept like racing is <i>not</i> known by horses.<br />
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I'll bet they're thinking about how much they need to go the bathroom, though.<br />
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#ThisIsNewsCole Garretthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12948385874307018319noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-78840554834166754.post-10506985119694836882015-06-03T14:19:00.001-05:002015-06-03T14:19:44.047-05:00Cleaning Tricks<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
This is helpful...</div>
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But I have a much simpler trick to make it seem like you don't own pets. Don't own pets.<br />
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#ThisIsNewsCole Garretthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12948385874307018319noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-78840554834166754.post-82389758375410701532015-05-22T10:26:00.001-05:002015-05-22T10:26:56.502-05:00Ice Cream Judge<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
Here is a really helpful article I found:</div>
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This article actually is a humor piece and it was cute. But the sad truth is that many people probably clicked on it so they really could gain some sort of deeper insight into their friends and family. We're such suckers by nature. Judgement and ice cream go together like... like... judgement and ice cream.<br />
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I read the article and the reality is... it was probably funded by Good Humor, Magnum, and Klondike. Those were the only brands mentioned. So I guess all of you Blue Bell and Ben and Jerry's lovers can't be judged! :)<br />
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#ThisIsNewsCole Garretthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12948385874307018319noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-78840554834166754.post-27736926761098183792015-05-20T11:44:00.001-05:002015-05-20T11:44:20.411-05:00Four Sale<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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The only thing more embarrassing than this link even being published is that people actually click on it...<br />
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...and no, in case you're wondering, I did not.<br />
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#ThisIsNewsCole Garretthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12948385874307018319noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-78840554834166754.post-51272100267040963222015-05-07T12:46:00.002-05:002015-05-07T12:46:50.890-05:00Litter MafiaEven though I live in Idaho, now, I commute to Washington for work and drive around there quite a bit. It's the first place I've seen signs like this one:<br />
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And once they ultimately find that these signs are ineffective, then what? The next thing you know, you'll be seeing signs like this:</div>
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<br />Cole Garretthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12948385874307018319noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-78840554834166754.post-85919893050717187972015-05-05T14:52:00.002-05:002015-05-05T14:52:35.265-05:00Insert StrawI saw this on a box of apple juice that I was giving to my son the other day:<br />
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Why is "Insert Straw" in quotations? Is that supposed to be a euphemism for something else? Ha!<br />
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"Insert Straw" - as in, "Wink, wink"<br />
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"Insert Straw" - as in, "Good-luck-with-that-because-you'll-probably-bend-and-break-it-trying."<br />
<br />Cole Garretthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12948385874307018319noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-78840554834166754.post-83606203820416716052015-04-29T10:42:00.000-05:002015-04-29T10:42:09.863-05:00Beauty TipsThis is news:<br />
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Well why don't I slap on some safety goggles and dip a test tube in the toilet next time and I'll see for myself what my pee is telling me? Nah... I can probably guess what it's saying:</div>
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Cole Garretthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12948385874307018319noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-78840554834166754.post-44507905878701219842015-04-07T14:35:00.000-05:002015-04-07T14:35:13.349-05:00Spring SnowIt snowed yesterday, which many folks were unhappy about, being a couple weeks into spring, and all. But I say...<br />
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<br />Cole Garretthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12948385874307018319noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-78840554834166754.post-83228619466818732242015-04-06T17:19:00.001-05:002015-04-06T17:19:39.618-05:00Steak AdviceHere are some adjacent articles I found online:<div>
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Cole Garretthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12948385874307018319noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-78840554834166754.post-72538510465969262962015-04-03T18:04:00.001-05:002015-04-03T18:04:22.705-05:00Good Friday Funny<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Cole Garretthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12948385874307018319noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-78840554834166754.post-21593248449943278752015-04-02T17:55:00.002-05:002015-04-02T17:55:42.975-05:00PB and JIn case you missed the memo, today is national Peanut Butter and Jelly day! That's right, there's an unofficial day. So grab some bread and slather it on. Nothing spells patriotism like PB&J. :)<br />
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Side note: I actually really like peanut butter and jelly. It's always my go-to if lunch/dinner options are limited. And considering the prolific amount of pb&j I ate as a kid, it's surprising to me that I still like them. I don't know what it is. Maybe it's because it's like eating dessert for the main course... but you can still have dessert.<br />
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So in honor of today, the following sort of goes without saying:<br />
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<br />Cole Garretthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12948385874307018319noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-78840554834166754.post-29869863951522011762015-04-01T15:55:00.002-05:002015-04-01T15:55:34.216-05:00Toilet to Tap<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
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The reality is, many people in the country and world already do this. It's called waste water recycling. The other option California is considering right now is desalinating the ocean water (taking the salt out). If you think about it, though, it's basically drinking fish pee, using the same oversimplification. <br />
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Maybe a better title for the article would be:<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">"Look at This Can of Water; It Has Nothing to do With This Article."</span>Cole Garretthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12948385874307018319noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-78840554834166754.post-55202321765862685162015-03-31T14:02:00.004-05:002015-03-31T14:02:54.645-05:00Gorillas Shmorillas<div style="text-align: center;">
Since we've moved to Idaho, I now understand:</div>
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