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Monday, October 15, 2012

Ideal

Saw this on a box of hot chocolate mix:


"Ideal For: offices, restaurants, schools, & home!"

Sounds to me like it's ideal for, well, just about everywhere!  That begs the question, where isn't it ideal?  The international space station?  If you're going to waste valuable marketing space on your packaging, you might as well waste it all:

"Ideal For: offices, restaurants, schools, home, airports, day cares, block parties, cruises, children's birthdays, weddings,  bar mitzvahs, wine tastings, jungle tours, baby showers, jury deliberation, and of course, toy and candy factories employed by either elves or small orange people, respectively."

 

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