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Wednesday, March 9, 2011

First Ever Poll

So I thought I might try something I haven't ever done on Dry Humor Daily: a poll. This particular question came to me at a very obvious occasion. My question is this: When using a public restroom, which is worse: a cold toilet seat or a warm toilet seat? In other words, is the icy cold sting of a long-vacant comode more than you tush can take? Or does the residual heat from a very recent visitor make you cringe? For me, warm is worse... Far worse. My follow-up question is, is there a happy median? If so, what is it? :-)

8 comments:

Claire said...

Warm is the worse offense. Blerrrg. My own business is not particularly offsetting, but realizing someone else's is not even history yet... not so fun. A toilet seat in a well heated room is the best. Then the slightly chilled plastic/porcelain is soothing and not... a reminder of what deeds have been done before.
XD

Anonymous said...

I am happy not knowing the horror of either one because I put so much toilet paper on the seat if, lord forbid, I ever have to sit on a public commode that I would not be able to feel the temperature coming off of the seat. It horrifies me to think people actually sit their bare bums in a public restroom. Think of all the diseases and dirty, hairy behinds!

Jon said...

Cold is preferred, but avoidance of the situation is more preferred. I am really good at standing on one foot and flushing with the other. No way I am going to touch the handle!

Christine said...

Warm is worse. The happy medium is a warm seat in an outdoor type bathroom (maybe at a public park or something?) on a freaking cold day.

I'll take residual warmth over a FREEZING seat.

Jess said...

I couldn't tell you, because I hover. I refuse to let my bottom touch a public toilet seat. Gross.

Cole Garrett said...

@Jess Ah, you're one of THOSE, huh? LOL, jk.

El Puerco said...

Warm would be worse. On a cold seat I can imagine that I'm the first person ever to use it... somehow.... reality and I don't meet very often.

Cole Garrett said...

@ El Puerco LOL I can never fool myself into thinking a cold seat means I'm the first rump ever . . .

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