Ticket Tactics

Many experts and analysts are debating whether we're going into another recession or whether we never made it out of the first one, etc, etc.  Well, I say we're still in the first one.  How do you know?

... when an article on the front page of MSN in the money section talks about how to talk your way out of a ticket?  Rough economy?  Don't worry, MSN's got your back.  Soon, we'll be seeing articles like:

"How to skip your mortgage payment and still keep your house!"
"Repo-Shmepo: They're just trying to scare you out of your car!"
"How to tap into your neighbor's cable and make it look like an accident!"

Speed Bumps

I found this and thought it went well with the other posts this week.  :)

Slow

We've always joked around about this, but now we don't have to.



(FYI, I do like to hit things with my car, but not kids . . . on purpose.)

Frag Count

I saw this bumper sticker the other day, but didn't have the free hand to whip out my phone and take a picture. Luckily, google found it for me:

It's fairly accurate, too.  Except here in Texas, the armadillo count is much higher, lol!

Jiffy

Ew...

Blue Red Box

So . . . redbox is everywhere, now, right?  Even Walmart jumped on the bandwagon.  Well, kind of.

I went to Walmart the other day (I know, shame on me, considering what I do for a living...) and I saw the new Walmart "red"box.  I didn't have the chance to take my own picture of it, so I googled it and found one immediately.  LOL.  It seems like I'm not the only one who was scratching their head when they saw this.

I'm all for co-branding, but come on, Walmart.  Making redboxes blue?  Low blow.

And I'm all for expanding your brand and your install base, but come on, redbox.  Show a little spine.

Blind Captcha

That's just cruel.

Air Plank

I actually find planking mildly amusing.  It's fun just to see how creative (or idiotic) people can be.  This one made me chuckle.

I wonder how many wipe-outs it took to get a decent shot of this.  

Lobstermobile

Who do they have to bribe to get that thing to pass inspection?