Ticket Tactics

Many experts and analysts are debating whether we're going into another recession or whether we never made it out of the first one, etc, etc.  Well, I say we're still in the first one.  How do you know?

... when an article on the front page of MSN in the money section talks about how to talk your way out of a ticket?  Rough economy?  Don't worry, MSN's got your back.  Soon, we'll be seeing articles like:

"How to skip your mortgage payment and still keep your house!"
"Repo-Shmepo: They're just trying to scare you out of your car!"
"How to tap into your neighbor's cable and make it look like an accident!"