Chug

I thought this might be appropriate with the new year approaching.  :)

Happy New Year!

Half Price

Sweet!

Improvise

For those perfect grill lines . . . on a budget!

You Pick

Which one doesn't belong?

For Lease

Pot of Gold

Not exactly what you were expecting, was it?

Smart Phone

A for Effort

We can't all be gold medalists....

Priorities

Well, as long as her hair looks good....

Busted

Danger Stairs

I got this...

Blocked!

Never leave the house drunk again!

Answer It

You don't decline . . .

Jackpot!

Kermit

Guess I never really wondered, lol!

QXYZ

There when you need it:

Toast!

Checkmate

I'm not a huge Chuck Norris fan, but I do love chess, and this is pretty funny.  :)

Nice!

Underwear!

Herro

"H"

Hence why we NEVER let the kids sleep in our bed, lol.

Have a great weekend!

Fun at the Zoo

Someone doesn't like pictures......

Poor TRex

Privacy

What's there to hide, anyway?  Lol

And Counting...

Cancer, shmancer....

Hot Bod

Might as well get all of my animal kicks out of my system this week.  

Have a great weekend!

Fatty

I usually don't do cute/funny animals, but this just made me laugh out loud!

Punishment

Tough Call

Would you have the heart to do it?

Is It R...

A funny Google Guess . . .

Well . . . is it?

Hot Toys For Christmas

What's going to be the crazy toy that no one can seem to get their hands on for Christmas?



I picked up plenty of real doggie doo when I was growing up (so we didn't run over it with the lawn mower).  This only brings back bad memories . . . hot, steamy piles of memories . . .

Tis the Season

Touchdown!!!!!!

Christmas and football.  This is definitely my favorite time of year.

ONIL

I always laugh at these signs.  They seem so shady and amateur.  Well this one tops them all.  I had to stop and take a picture:

"Cash ONIL"

Sweet deal!  Okay, so let me just jot down the phone number real quick . . .

Mean Hubs

I thought only the Batmobile had those . . .

Actually, my favorite part of the picture (and the reason I decided to take it) was the handicap placard seen in the window.  Classic...

Spooky Abe

I saw this picture on an advertising display at a grocery store.  Let's evaluate:

-Scary jack-o-lantern: check
-Burning Halloween text: check
-Bat and witch silhouettes upon full moon: check
-Ghost of Abraham Lincoln: . . . huh?

Since when was Pres #16 the subject of anyone's fright night?  I still chuckle when I see this and I still have no idea why he's in this picture, lol.  Anyone have a good explanation for us?  I sure don't.

Cereal Fact

I'll still eat them ... :)

Immortalized

Only true superstars make it onto a pumpkin . . .

If I Had a Dog

If I had a dog (which I don't, and don't intend to) . . .
and if I wanted to dress it up for Halloween (which I would probably never do in a life time) . . .
 . . . it would probably be this costume:

ObsessTV

I'm the kind of person who enjoys watching commercials.  Yep.  And even though pretty much the only broadcast TV I watch is professional sports,  it's enough to fulfill my advertising appetite.  Sometimes, commercials even make for a good blog post.  

So, has anyone seen this commercial?  

Link to video: http://youtu.be/hQk7lhRYb10

It is basically DirecTV advertising one of their features in which the viewer can pause whatever they're watching  in one room of the house and continue watching it in another.  I have to admit, the technology is actually pretty cool, but it's also very American. . . and by "American" I mean indulgent.  

Think about it.  Who is that obsessed that they can't pause a movie for 5 minutes?  No one I know.  But then again, I have friends.

Na Na Na

I'm embarrassed to say how long it took me to get this picture . . .

 . . . but it was worth it when I did, lol!

Good Drill

I love a clever ad...

Bullseye

Defiance

Be inspired.

Corruption

Occupy Sesame Street

Idea Tree

Hold on, everyone. . . .I think this tree has something to say!

DFC

Move over, KFC, there's a new heart-stopper in town . . .

 . . . my favorite!

Burl-esque

Ha ha!

There's actually a name for that kind of deformity on a tree.  It's called a burl. . . which happens to be very fitting for this tree.  Or should I say . . . flattering?

Ticket Tactics

Many experts and analysts are debating whether we're going into another recession or whether we never made it out of the first one, etc, etc.  Well, I say we're still in the first one.  How do you know?

... when an article on the front page of MSN in the money section talks about how to talk your way out of a ticket?  Rough economy?  Don't worry, MSN's got your back.  Soon, we'll be seeing articles like:

"How to skip your mortgage payment and still keep your house!"
"Repo-Shmepo: They're just trying to scare you out of your car!"
"How to tap into your neighbor's cable and make it look like an accident!"

Speed Bumps

I found this and thought it went well with the other posts this week.  :)

Slow

We've always joked around about this, but now we don't have to.



(FYI, I do like to hit things with my car, but not kids . . . on purpose.)

Frag Count

I saw this bumper sticker the other day, but didn't have the free hand to whip out my phone and take a picture. Luckily, google found it for me:

It's fairly accurate, too.  Except here in Texas, the armadillo count is much higher, lol!