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Wednesday, March 9, 2011
First Ever Poll
So I thought I might try something I haven't ever done on Dry Humor Daily: a poll. This particular question came to me at a very obvious occasion. My question is this:
When using a public restroom, which is worse: a cold toilet seat or a warm toilet seat?
In other words, is the icy cold sting of a long-vacant comode more than you tush can take? Or does the residual heat from a very recent visitor make you cringe?
For me, warm is worse... Far worse.
My follow-up question is, is there a happy median? If so, what is it? :-)
Tuesday, March 8, 2011
Dirty Secret
I love clever advertisers:
The biggest rivalries are always the best: McDonalds vs Burger King, AT&T vs Verizon, and of course, these giants, FedEx and UPS.
The biggest rivalries are always the best: McDonalds vs Burger King, AT&T vs Verizon, and of course, these giants, FedEx and UPS.
Monday, March 7, 2011
Groendyke
Groendyke
Try to sound this out:
. . . "Grow-"
. . . "Growin'-"
. . . "Growin' Dyke"
Is that it? Sounds right to me! The word sounds like a butch lesbian that's getting bigger.
I see one of these trucks almost every time I stop for gas at QT and I snicker every time I see it. (I know, it's childish.) Part of me feels a little bit bad for making fun of someone's name, but . . . I'd probably make fun of my own name, too, if there were any potential.
Any other unfortunate names you can think of that you see used in businesses?
Try to sound this out:
. . . "Grow-"
. . . "Growin'-"
. . . "Growin' Dyke"
Is that it? Sounds right to me! The word sounds like a butch lesbian that's getting bigger.
I see one of these trucks almost every time I stop for gas at QT and I snicker every time I see it. (I know, it's childish.) Part of me feels a little bit bad for making fun of someone's name, but . . . I'd probably make fun of my own name, too, if there were any potential.
Any other unfortunate names you can think of that you see used in businesses?
