Beige I Guess

My wife was listing items to sell on ebay the other day and she asks me:

Her: "What color would you say this shirt is?  Beige, Camel, or Taupe?"
   (She tossed it to me and I turned it over in my hand a few times to look at it.)
Me:  "Um . . .  Uh . . . Beige, I guess."
Her: "Hmm. . . I think I'll go with Wheat."

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I love my wife.  :)