My wife was listing items to sell on ebay the other day and she asks me:
Her: "What color would you say this shirt is? Beige, Camel, or Taupe?"
(She tossed it to me and I turned it over in my hand a few times to look at it.)
Me: "Um . . . Uh . . . Beige, I guess."
Her: "Hmm. . . I think I'll go with Wheat."
. . .
I love my wife. :)