Top Notch Security

I guess they'll know if anyone steals that monitor!

Stalk Eyed Flies

My father-in-law made this video.  The audio makes me laugh every time.



The man talking in the video slightly reminds me of Nigel from The Wild Thornberry's if you know what I'm talking about.  :)

And here's a link to his YouTube channel:  http://www.youtube.com/user/RocketWillow
Most of it is actually more serious stuff, but you can find a couple of funny ones.

Donkey Lift

Weeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!

Not So Good Cakes

If you've been reading long enough, you'd know that I like some good cake.  So I was wondering the other day if there were any cakes that I don't like, or wouldn't eat.  Two come to mind.

Urinal Cake

Obviously I wouldn't eat one...  But seriously, who named these?  They're not even baked.  When I hear the word cake, I expect something warm, fluffy, and coated with frosting (corner piece, please).  But urinal cakes are the complete opposite . . . and peed on.

Cake = good.  Urinal cake = WTF.

Tres Leches


Tres Leches cake is a weird one.  It's basically regular cake, but with a jug of milk poured over top of it after it's baked.  What, do they not have a word for "soggy bottom" in Spanish?  So they went with "three milks" (tres leches)?  It actually sounds intriguing.  "Oh, tres leches?  Thank you!  How exotic!"  Then you bite it and it's like you took a swig of water (not even milk) and you look down to make sure it really was food you put in your mouth.  Yuck.

Hungry?  Eat cake.
Thirstly?  Try the Tres Leches

Vices and Virtues

We went to see Panic! at the Disco last night.  It rocked.

Seriously, though, they rocked pretty hard.  More so than their name lets on.  P!ATD were pretty good crowd pleasers, too.  They even played a song for all of the parents who were dragged along by their kids:  Carry On My Wayward Son by Kansas.  Sweeeet.

Bottom line, if you fancy Panic! at the Disco and you don't mind ear-drum-blasting-hard-rocking, I would recommend this show.  For what it's worth, I'd totally do it again.  :)

Hoarders

Mandalyn and I have been watching this ridiculously depressing (yet somehow entrancing) show called Hoarders.  The show can be truly difficult to watch, especially the true hoarders who just keep EVERYTHING. It is bizarre.

But there are a few people on Hoarders who probably belong on a different show.  Ones like this:

We have a different name for that where I come from . . . Slob.  

Location Location Location

Looks like someone forgot to read the instruction manual.

Dry Humor For Three

He shoots . . . he scores!!!

In honor of the NBA Finals, which Dallas just happens to be competing for.  :)

Train Fail

They have horns on those things, you know . . .

Why Is There

Type "why is there" in the search box on the Google home page and see what auto-populates.  Does it look something like this?

Next question: what the heck?

Lost in Translation

Well, they get an "A" for effort!

Crappy Investment

I keep getting this advertisement in my mailbox:

Just say it a few times and listen to how you naturally emphasize the word . . . investools.

Free Candy

It had to be windowless, too . . .