Beauty Tips

This is news:

I'm waiting for the next edition:

8 Money Lessons I Learned from My Turtle

or:

11 Parenting Lessons I Learned from My Hamster

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P Again

Since when did urine become so vocal?  This was in the news, today:

Well why don't I slap on some safety goggles and dip a test tube in the toilet next time and I'll see for myself what my pee is telling me?  Nah...  I can probably guess what it's saying:

"Okay, now flush"

or

"I used to be water"

or

"I am #1"

Spring Snow

It snowed yesterday, which many folks were unhappy about, being a couple weeks into spring, and all.  But I say...