Idea Tree

Hold on, everyone. . . .I think this tree has something to say!

DFC

Move over, KFC, there's a new heart-stopper in town . . .

 . . . my favorite!

Burl-esque

Ha ha!

There's actually a name for that kind of deformity on a tree.  It's called a burl. . . which happens to be very fitting for this tree.  Or should I say . . . flattering?