Ice Cream Judge

Here is a really helpful article I found:

This article actually is a humor piece and it was cute.  But the sad truth is that many people probably clicked on it so they really could gain some sort of deeper insight into their friends and family.  We're such suckers by nature.  Judgement and ice cream go together like... like... judgement and ice cream.

I read the article and the reality is... it was probably funded by Good Humor, Magnum, and Klondike.  Those were the only brands mentioned.  So I guess all of you Blue Bell and Ben and Jerry's lovers can't be judged!  :)

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Four Sale

Looks like "Two Sale" to me.

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This is news:

The only thing more embarrassing than this link even being published is that people actually click on it...

...and no, in case you're wondering, I did not.

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Litter Mafia

Even though I live in Idaho, now, I commute to Washington for work and drive around there quite a bit.  It's the first place I've seen signs like this one:

What exactly is going on, here?  Is there a litter mafia in Washington?  Ha.  What are they implying is going to hurt and who will be doing the hurting?  

And once they ultimately find that these signs are ineffective, then what?  The next thing you know, you'll be seeing signs like this:

or this:

Insert Straw

I saw this on a box of apple juice that I was giving to my son the other day:

Why is "Insert Straw" in quotations?  Is that supposed to be a euphemism for something else?  Ha!

"Insert Straw" - as in, "Wink, wink"
or
"Insert Straw" - as in, "If You Dare!"
or
"Insert Straw" - as in, "Good-luck-with-that-because-you'll-probably-bend-and-break-it-trying."