P Again

Since when did urine become so vocal?  This was in the news, today:

Well why don't I slap on some safety goggles and dip a test tube in the toilet next time and I'll see for myself what my pee is telling me?  Nah...  I can probably guess what it's saying:

"Okay, now flush"

or

"I used to be water"

or

"I am #1"