Diet Water

Because regular water has too many calories...

Ginger Family

Not only are they ginger, they're conjoined twins...

Tow Truck

I know these trucks are for towing your car . . .

. . . but I've always kind of thought they look like they're for crucifying your car.

(I can't help but sing "Always  Look on the Bright Side of Life" in my head when I see them.)